I have been completely out of things to say all week (well, that and cleaning the house from top to bottom) but, true to form, the Football Fanatic has come to my aid with a comment worthy of a new post.
The Noise bounced into the living room and asked us:
Have you seen that new film 'Constipation'?
The Rest of Us: No.
The Noise: I'm not surprised. It's not come out yet!'
Sadly, even the sight of The Noise rolling around the floor hysterically aughing at her own joke did not stop the Football Fanatic from asking:
'Who's in it?'