Shocked? Don't be. I've got used to her over the years. I can even show you a picture of her, if you're interested.
There she is in all her glory. Do you remember when Princess Diana said 'there are three people in this marriage...' Well, that's us. Me, him and Stella. We've had some arguments about Stella over the years. She usually wins. On the upside, this allows me plenty of free time for domestic delights like child rearing and cleaning. And organising kitchen cupboards with a view to using up all their contents during the next week, which I have just done.
Anyone got a recipe which calls for 900 grammes of ground almonds and half a bag of sultanas?