Now you know I'm not the type of person given to pride.
Pride is a sin, and normally I would flee in the opposite direction.
But I just had to tell someone this.
I have worked out that I am the cleverest person in the house.
There. I've said it.
I expect you're wondering how I came by this knowledge aren't you?
Is it because I can quote Shakespeare, or tell you the formula for a quadratic equation?
Oh, no. This has nothing to do with a convent education, nor a first class honours degree (neither of which equip you with any real skills, by the way)
The reason I am the cleverest one in the house is obviously because.............
I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PUT A NEW TOILET ROLL IN THE HOLDER!!!
Any more exceptionally clever people out there?