Thou Shalt Not Blog

No, the Father of This Lot has not found out about it and issued a proclamation.

It's a self-induced eleventh commandment. (And don't worry - it's strictly temporary).

As I said, very quietly and gently to this lot lastnight,

'THIS HOUSE IS AN ABSOLUTE TIP!'

And it's true. It is in immediate need of some de-cluttering, deep-cleaning and general care and attention.

In fact, if there were awards for housekeeping, I would nominate myself for this one:

And, as we know, blogging is not very condusive to housework. In fact, I think it's in direct opposition.

So I'm signing off for a couple of days and getting down to it. I've even got a plan!

There will be less of this:

And more of this:

Less of this:

And more of this:

This will be ditched:

So I can get back to this:

And I think this staying overnight business........

.....may need a review. Whilst it has its advantages, it is leading to more of this:

Which I definitely do not need.

And if any of my kids are reading, I would like to point out that I do not intend to do it alone. Your evenings will not include any of this:

Until we have tackled these:

So. That's the plan. No distractions till it's all done.

Although if I get an offer for any of this:

....I may well be tempted.

See you Friday!