Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Hijacked

The Football Fanatic has threatened to leave home if I write one more blog post about Jack.



Believe me, I considered it. No more clothes and shoes strewn about the place, television programmes other than Match of The Day and Sky Sports News, not to mention the fact that the food bill would reduce by half.....but....since she is quoting privacy laws at me, I suppose that for the moment at least, tales of Jack have been...well...hijacked.


Shame really, because I thought you would love to know the nature of the verbal abuse sustained by Jack's friend who had the misfortune to pick up one extremely angry mother at the airport. Or what she said on arrival at the apartment, when she found that although the place was stacked to the rafters with cans of lager and bottles of Jack Daniels, there wasn't actually any food. Or the texts between Jack and the Football Fanatic the night before he went into hospital......


Oh well.


On the bright side, I gave up all notions of privacy about five children ago.


So it looks like it's down to me and the Father of This Lot to keep you entertained for the forseeable future.


God help us all.





12 comments:

gigi said...

That's okay, we can wait, cause it's going to be good once you can tell it all!

Sd for the rest of yall, good luck!

CrazyCath said...

Well where's her sense of fun and true sportsmanship? I sense foul play. Possibly an offside. And you know what they say about the off side rule... ;0)
It's ok, I can wait. You and FoTL will surely entertain, but not as much as drooling over a love sick pup half our age...

I finally acknowledged the award you gave me over at mine. Thanks again.

ciara said...

hmmmm no tales about jack? gee, the football fanatic is NO fun. LOL oh, well...i'm sure you will entertain us w all the other stuff. :)

scrappysue said...

did i miss the one where he went to hospital? hope he's ok! just a few sneaky posts please! just between us - don't tell the girls!!!

Kit said...

I believe Jack will prevail!

CrazyCath said...

Obviously come over when you like, but...
If you get near a computer on Tuesday 5th, have a look at my post because there'll be an award for you. I'll be away so it's a scheduled post for 1am Tuesday (my time zone!)

Kitty said...

My bet is that she (and the others) will soon get a bit tired of not getting a mention on your blog ;-) x

Renae said...

Doesn't she know we're all living vicariously through her? What a letdown.

At least let us know how he is recovering . . .

:-)

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Giving up privacy is a mothers sacrifice! Especially during those hours of childbirth!!

CJ xx

Daryl said...

What a killjoy she is .. are you sure she's your child?

:-Daryl

Suburbia said...

Great sign!

A Mother's Place is in the Wrong said...

Speaking of which, how is the FOTL?
Bless that Football Fanatic, she thinks she's entitled to some privacy? She doesn't know this Blogging lot. M :-)