(Actually, I found it about half an hour after I purchased a card reader....but that's par for the course in here.....So, on with the story......)
Once upon a time (actually, it was the last school holiday) a little girl called The Noise planted some seeds.
She waited, and watered them, and when the sun came out she made sure they were in it, and then she waited a bit longer.
And just when she was getting a bit tired of waiting, she went outside one day and found that the seeds had become.......
And that the tomato plant that her Mum had planted (to try and cut down on the cost of financing Matthew the greengrocer's holidays) had turned into this.......
Who says shamrock only grows in Ireland?
Maybe you just need good Irish connections.
The story editor has been asked to point out that during the making of this post, The Noise was more than a little aggrieved that her new French manicure didn't show up very well. (The one that she got at her friend's party at a beauty parlour last weekend, along with a pedicure and pink hair extensions).
In my day, a nine-year-old's party consisted of a bowl of jelly and a game of Musical Chairs.
So, what do you think?
Will The Noise one day present 'Gardener's World' or is Alan Titchmarsh's job quite safe?
Chloe update here.