At the end of September the Football Fanatic attended The Freshers Fair at the University. Technically, she shouldn't have been there, since she is now a second year student, but was attracted by the promise of free giveaways...and possibly food.
Anyway, after she had joined the Cheerleading Team ('I just wanted the uniform') and the male football team ('Don't panic Mum, I'm not going to PLAY....I've just joined for the nights out...')
Boy behind desk: Excuse me, I wonder if you'd like to join the Christian society?
FF: No thanks, I'm Catholic.
Oh, if only that were the most embarrassing part of the conversation.
Boy behind desk: We're giving out free hot dogs....
FF: Where do I sign?
Boy behind desk: If I could just ask you a few questions first...
FF: I've got an 'A' Level in Theology - ask me what you like. Now, where's that hot dog...?
The Football Fanatic has expressed a sense of dismay at the way she is portrayed on this blog, and has asked if someone else's idiotic comments might be preserved for posterity once in a while.
I'll try kiddo, but it won't be easy.