Saturday, 18 October 2008

You Said What?

If I was a regular reader of this blog, I am certain that there would be times when I would read a particular post and think 'She's making it up'.

And if I was that reader, this would be one of those times.

At the end of September the Football Fanatic attended The Freshers Fair at the University. Technically, she shouldn't have been there, since she is now a second year student, but was attracted by the promise of free giveaways...and possibly food.

Anyway, after she had joined the Cheerleading Team ('I just wanted the uniform') and the male football team ('Don't panic Mum, I'm not going to PLAY....I've just joined for the nights out...')
she related a conversation she'd had, which, once again, left me with my head in my hands wondering what sort of children I'm bringing up:

Boy behind desk: Excuse me, I wonder if you'd like to join the Christian society?

FF: No thanks, I'm Catholic.

Oh, if only that were the most embarrassing part of the conversation.

Boy behind desk: We're giving out free hot dogs....

FF: Where do I sign?

Boy behind desk: If I could just ask you a few questions first...

FF: I've got an 'A' Level in Theology - ask me what you like. Now, where's that hot dog...?

The Football Fanatic has expressed a sense of dismay at the way she is portrayed on this blog, and has asked if someone else's idiotic comments might be preserved for posterity once in a while.

I'll try kiddo, but it won't be easy.


Katney said...

Totally believable, Jackie. But perhaps that is from the perspective of a mother of six. And they don't even like hot dogs.

Kitty said...

So she likes hot dogs? There are much worse things by which a girl could have her head turned. Don't worry FF - you're doing great, girl. x

CrazyCath said...

I wrote loads of different thoughts and deleted.
This is the third attempt.

Jackie, at the risk of upsetting FF, I sympathise. ((hug)) for you. You need it. ;0)

Iota said...

A friend of mine was at a Freshers Fair, and had just signed up to open an account with one of the Hight Street banks. As she was walking by the next stand, an enthusiastic student accosted her and asked "are you saved?" She replied, "oh, no thanks, I've just opened an account with Barclays". Then she caught sight of the banner behind the stand - it was the Christian Union.

Working mum said...

I work with teenagers so I can totally believe it!

PS On meeting the vicar at my church to sort out the arrangements for our wedding my husband answered the question "Are you Anglican?" with "No, I'm Church of England"! I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!

Amrita said...

Ha...ha...ha, that was super Jackie.

We 'll have to protect FF from right-wingers here as they are accusing Christians of luring people into converting by offering them freebies!

Your girls are one in a million as we say here.

Akelamalu said...

Oh I like her style! ;)

Millennium Housewife said...

Yup, she's going to have to put up with it, just to make us all laugh. Excellent stuff MP.

Lehners in France said...

Jackie, I believe you! Trust me I'm a scouser! Pud x

ExpatKat said...

Sounds totally credible. Perhaps John McCain could secure more support from the youth over here by offering hot dogs with all the trimmings in exchange for votes.

Mac McLernon said...

Frequently, the kids at school ask me if I'm a Christian (I always wear black, and wear a large crucifix round my neck in plain view)

They are always confused when I say "yes, I'm a Catholic..."

Kit said...

Hot dogs for sign-ups, eh? Sounds suspiciously like the voter registration process over here in the USA!

meggie said...

I rather suspect my Granddaughter is just like that!

A Mother's Place is in the Wrong said...

That's lovely, and totally believable Jackie. Food is very important when you're at Uni! M xx

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