Every item of clothing in the house. Even those which have languished in remote corners for months on end.
Times the iron was refilled with water: 41
Unwanted items sent to charity: 2 bin bags......of course I ironed them first....what sort of housewife do you think I am?
Space made in various rooms: Acres
Remaining wardrobe space: Nil
'Lost' PE kits found: 4
Help offered by the Father of This Lot: 'Oh, are you ironing? I may as well go and see if there's anyone in the Mare and Foal then......'
Amount of backbreaking pain: Off the scale
Level of personal satisfaction: Priceless