And there's a message from the Football Fanatic regarding some of the comments on my desktop wallpaper.
I quote: 'TELL THEM THERE'S A QUEUE FOR RONALDO AND I'M AT THE FRONT OF IT.
And look - he cooks!
This is a talent he will find highly useful if the Football Fanatic eventually gives in to his constant proposals and does decide to marry him, because we all know how useless she is in the kitchen.
But for those of you who are completely unappreciative of his footballing skills and are quite happy to describe him as merely 'eye-candy' (unlike me of course), here's a couple more:
Now I think you should all go and calm yourselves down!