Well,there is absolutely NOTHING going on around here that is worthy of note, so (mainly in desperation for a post, I admit), I think it's time we had another puzzle.
This time, I am moderating the comments so that you don't give the answer away in 0.38 seconds.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor.
He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him, "I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor.
The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Update: Four people (including two cheats)! have got it right up to now.
You'll kick yourselves when I tell you the answer!
Clue: You've all sung this song!
Okay to put you out of your misery.....
'Happy Birthday Joanna Armstrong-Miller,
Happy Birthday to you'
Told you you'd kick yourselves!
I've put all the comments back on, so you can see who the cheaters were!!
But, oh, how I wish David's was the right answer!